I was at a taco shop and in the table behind me there were two young moms and four children. There was a little girl about 2 years old sitting in a high chair.
“Mom, mom, mom. Mom! I have to poo-poo!”
Repeat about 10 times. Mom completely ignores her. The little girl is finally screaming, the mom snaps turns to her and says “Just go in your diaper!”
The bathroom was 15 feet away.
I didn’t think I was into muscle-y guys. WRONG!
So, my adventures in motherhood or pre-motherhood have been quite interesting. I think I’ll do a separate blog just for the mommy things I want to share with the baby. But here i’ll vent about all the “Why the fuck do you have a kid?” moments i have encountered.
The waiting room at my OB-GYN looks like a casting room for MTV’s highly popular show “16 and pregnant”. (Side Note: Why the fuck is that show on TV? Never watched it, but really, it’s still on TV? People actually watch it?) It’s heartbreaking. So my hubby and I usually sit in the room quietly biting our tongues while we are forced to overhear people’s ghetto ass conversations.
There was a young mom there with her baby in a carrier. The baby started to cry. She ignored him for a bit, when he wouldn’t stop, she told him “shhhhhh!!”. Well, you wouldn’t believe it, but the three month old baby did not stop crying after being shushed by his mother. After a while she finally reaches into the carrier to carry him and calm him down. As she is doing this she exclaims loudly ”God! Stop being so annoying!!!” You know, cuz obviously the baby was crying just to annoy her.
My neighbor told me that her teenage son called me a MILF. I don’t know how I feel about that. Her and her hubby also came over later that day because she wanted him to see my tummy, he said “Fuck that, I want to see your tits!” Lovely.
(Source: blairlikestomeow)
(Source: courtneybreanne)
My most favorite place in the world is my garden! It consists of: a lemon tree, white nectarine tree, avocado tree, birds of paradise, grapes, gardenias, bougainvilleas, stag horns, tillandsias, the elephant tree behind me, tomato plants, zucchinis (their huge!), basil, mint, sunflowers, spinach, radishes, and butter leaf lettuce. Oh and a sago palm and purple fountain grass bushes. I absolutely enjoy weeding, watering, pruning and tending the garden. I know how to party!! haha
There are stars in the sky, in my eyes and on my belly.
Y.Short
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Crying baby loves it when you put on Big Poppa.
[vvv.]
I love squares.
Kickass Cover of the Day: Anna from Indiana covers Lulu and the Lampshades’ minimalist bit o’ magic “You’re Gonna Miss Me” and now you’re off...
Not Even Once of the Day: A couple smokes Salvia without a sober spotter. Everything goes as expected.
[d|m.]
Wait For It of the Day: Tiger acts like a tough guy, bird exposes him as a big scaredy cat.
[sayomg.]
